It all started at Michael’s, as these things always do, with a box shaped like a book. You see I’d never played dungeons and dragons, but it turns out any DM worth her salt needs a way to roll her dice unobserved. The more sinister the receptacle the better.

Flowers are cool and all, but I think the accursed flesh of the damned would be more appropriate

I've always found accursed flesh to be somewhat rubbery - plastidip is great for that

Plus it's nice to paint on


Once you've painted on the pentagram and inscribed the appropriate infernal runes, it's time to raise the flesh above it. I used a glue gun.


Don't forget to paint over them again.

After spray painting the corners metalic, I sealed it with Mod Podge.

The inside should be lined with felt, the colour of freshly spilled blood.


Yes, that's a string cheese wrapper on my floor. Manipulating such dark power is dangerous, hungry work.