There was a man named Shaun, trapped upon an island. For years, he was stuck and it slowly drove him mad. Perhaps even less slowly than I’ve led you to believe.

After a night of delirium, particular in its intensity, he woke to pages of freshly condensed c#.

At first he wondered at the situation he found himself in. Eventually, though, he set aside his trepidation and combined the keys control and f9 to find himself faced with xPong.

In its honour, I wrote fPong: