You, loyal reader, may recall that I have spoken from time to time of Percy Animé, my D&D character. In fact, a picture I painted of him sits framed behind me as I type.

Well, truth be told, I also painted a picture of different character—Gorf: a small frog-man with a penchant for stealing swords from his handsomest companions. And, yes, he is wearing a turtle-shell shield strapped to his back.

His catch phrase, as I’m sure you can imagine is: I am Gorf. Tell me your name and I shall tall you mine.

Disclaimer: Gorf was a created and played by acclaimed game developer Daniel Garma, who informs me that he is a member of the “Grung”.