I submit that some people can be jerks. Haha, I totally just sniped Shaun’s title and turned it into what he would call a sick burn.
Basically it’s like he was a smoker hiding in the bushes. He’s all hacking and coughing up green smoke, basically just choking on his over-sized tongue while being generally ashamed of his appearance when all of a sudden I exploded his head with a well-placed shot from the hunting rifle.
One minute he was thinking about which of my friends to tongue, and the next he was waiting to respawn as a boomer.
As Laurence would say: Merry Christmas. Also his name might be Francis.
Here is a conversation Devon and I shared yesterday. At a certain point, I find that I care far more about entertaining myself than making sense to the other party. Who cares if they are confused? I suppose with the right mindset they could derive as much entertainment from it as I do.
Shaun and my brother would strongly disagree with this. Their priorities are weighted very differently.
Does that make me a bad human being? Probably, but I’m pretty cool with that.
Bradley
besides i think you would like k-maps: The Karnaugh map reduces the need for extensive calculations by taking advantage of human pattern-recognition and permitting the rapid identification and elimination of potential race hazards
HUMANITIE
Bradley
you’ve probably never seen a humanity before in your life, robot
Bradley
your face is made up of integrated circuitry
or for short ICs
Devon
huh
Bradley
your heart is a little field mouse running wildly
chasing its dreams while imprisoned within a cylindrical prism
all to power the circuitry of your face
cruelty
cruelty to animals
Devon
did you know that the only two countries in the eec without minority languages are portugal and england
Bradley
do robots have a natural tongue?
Devon
no simulated or often stolen from the bodies of dead whores
Bradley
whores who died of shock and of shame
after seeing that poor little mouse
locked away in your chest cavity
Devon
quite possibly
Bradley
futily running for his dreams
Bradley
reflect robot
reflect upon your choices
reflect upon your actions
reflect upon your surface
Devon
are robots capable of reflection?
Bradley
better to ask yourself
Devon
are robots capable of questioning?
Bradley
your question is its own answer, robot
As you may have guessed Devon is not, in fact, a robot. And you’re right, this conversation makes little sense – but I found it fun to take part in.
I heard he was a robot??
He might be a robot! Do robots eat meat? Because he doesn’t. Also do they sometimes have shiny metal exteriors?
Conversations like that would make a good comic series?
Sometimes robots have shiny metal exteriors, but not always.
How do k-maps relate to race hazards?
but there is no whatsit… specific joke line?
See xkcd for demonstration that the standard of exposition->set-up->punchline, is not necessary?
i can put random letters together too, and use them for made-up references! See dfjg for more information on that.
Sorry, let me rephrase: See xkcd, the best comic strip on the web, for said demonstration.